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From House of Vader:
The commercial with music by George Alley is based on the three gifts of the Wise Men (Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh) and three of the major holidays X-mas, Hanukkah, and Saturnalia. I wanted to do Kwanzaa so bad but its hard for a white gay guy to do that, even though it would have been MAJOR! I wanted it to be Jonte (Beyonces choreographer who was in the Trophy Pony commercial) yelling “UNGAWA MY KWANZAA!” Like “LEGO MY EGO” but Ungawa, debatably, means “come to” but also is the made up word Tarzan used when talking to animals so it is sorta RACIALLY QUESTIONABLE but I wanted to use it because I LOVE THE WORD and its what the BROWN MANNEQUIN in the SWAMP said at the shitty theme park I grew near when you entered “Jungle Land” which was the same as the SWAMP across the street from my house.. Factoid: The three gifts of the wise Men JUST SO HAPPEN to be the three gifts you would present Apollo for Saturnalia, which if you arent aware is the original (at least as far as we know though there very well could have been something before that that they ripped off) holiday that the Christians stole and based Christmas off of. Jesus wasnt born on X-mas its a fact. I think thats sorta shadey and unfierce so this was my attempted to BRING SATURNALIA BACK, or at least make some room and give us some options and take away the false seriousness of Christmas and letting us just have a good time celebrating WHATEVER….while simultaneously EXPOSING OPPRESSIVE LIES! lol The essence of holiday spirit is within me and its TRUTH AND LOVE! I hope you appreciate the commercial. It stars the two time world champion of kick boxing and ME. The green goo is neon green acrylic paint, its harmless and non toxic, and it took four takes, and full showers and re-oils of me, to get right. Hanging upside down with one arm, swathed in baby oil, sucking on a candy cane while holding a mouth full of neon green paint is not so easy! Happy Holidays! Please buy gifts at Slick it Up or I’ll starve and die and then for Christmas instead of gifts youll have HORRIBLE HAUNTING GUILT because I died of malnutrionS! Yes, i said malnutritionS! The extra S is to highlight the fact that I didnt die just one way but multiple horrible starving deathS! So buy a hat or a tshirt or some shorts or a full latex bodysuit with zippers on the butt!
Notes: Harry Louis wasted no time returning to porn after his breakup with Marc Jacobs, here with Ashley Ryder for UKNaked Men; Samuel Colt poses for Matt Spike in London; Marc Dylan looking quite fit; Colby Keller and Will Wikle; Pedro Andreas dyed his hair blue; Johnny Hazzard relaxes in a pool; Steve Cruz gets in touch with his inner gurl; Adam Champ as Little Red Riding Hood, is looking for his Big Bad Wolf; François Sagat modeling; Pavel Petel as the glittery space man; Angel Rock and Ray Han with a friend; Angel and Ray in the hot tub; Angel nude; Angel free-balling at the Miami Airport; Ray at a club; Ben Cohen in his altogether; Jimmy Durano; Fabulous cameraman Leo Forte; Adam Killian on a roof top; Liam Magnusson fucks Ray Han; Rogan Richards kisses Martin Mazza who he has been collaboration with in Madrid; Eggs in a pan; Hans Berlin in Sydney, Australia; Hans fucks someone for UKNaked Men; Hans on a nude beach in Australia; Dirk Caber with his brand new whip, a gift from Jesse Jackman; Jesse and Dirk at home in bed together; Jessy Ares in a waterfall in Costa Rica; Jimmy Fanz; D.O. with a black and white horse; D.O. is perfection in this photo by Justin Monroe; Kellan Lutz at a game; Marcus Ruhl looks stunning all dressed up; Marcus looking hot getting plowed by Angel Rock; a close-up of Paddy O’Brian’s precum; Paddy in an athletic move with Theo Reid; Spencer Reed at Hustlaball; Cobly Keller cleansing the area of spirits; Dave Mason shows off his body; Ryan Rose at Hustlaball; Ty Roderick; Zeb Atlas.