I’ll start off by saying that my brother sent me these links. LOL!
Secondly, I am more than somewhat jealous of this straight New Zealand woman who has taken the critiquing of photographs of dicks and turned it into a blog. She, apparently her name is Madeleine Holden, has written an article about this experience. Here is an excerpt:
In September this year, I woke up to an excellent dick pic. I can remember it quite clearly: it was a low-lit shot of a firmly-erect penis straining sideways through boxers, and I was thrilled to receive it: it was subtle, it wasn’t unsolicited, and it was unusually sexy for a Snapchatted cock shot. It also changed the trajectory of my life. I don’t want to send anyone’s ego out of the stratosphere by saying that, but it’s not really an exaggeration: after I received that photo, invigorated and shot through with dopamine, I tweeted about how rare and encouraging it was to receive a decent dick pic. That sparked an online conversation about how to improve the dismal state of dick pics—I would classify them as generally dull, artless and unsolicited—and that lead to my rise as the Internet’s most beloved dick pic critic.
I started Critique My Dick Pic (Not! Safe! For! Work!, and that goes for all links throughout) that same day; a blog with a simple, self-explanatory premise: men (and other people with penises) send me pictures of their dicks, and I critique them with love. “With love” refers to my policy of being neutral about the size of someone’s dick and refusing to shame sender’s bodies, but it’s not about being saccharine or coddling: I don’t mince my words when someone sends me a thoughtless, lazy shot (although I do still try to be somewhat encouraging and constructive).
Read the rest of the article here.
See the results of her expertise here.
I find her priorities interesting but they are not what mine would be. At least she does it with love. Each photo has an explanation of the grade. So, visit the site and enjoy! Maybe some of you, who have dicks, would like to submit a pic?
What Jon Stewart doesn’t see is how cute this couple is! I would have hugged them too!